I bought my friend an elephant for their room.
They said “Thank you.”
I said “Don’t mention it.”
Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?
I’m so confused
My ears. They are ringing.
are u gonna answer em
the more sexual and inappropriate you are with me the better we’ll get along
I have never related so much to something.
Her wit backfired and created one of the greatest awards show moments ever.
That moment Jennifer Lawrence was the one able to sexually harass Jack Nicholson. And it worked.
I was born in the wrong generation. This generation is still racist as fuck and I can’t download a pizza. Wake me up in the year 3019.
*Update from the year 3000* not much has changed but we live underwater
wow he sure is hungry
no no that’s just the way all kids eat cereal these days — face first